Of Course I Remembered You Baby. You're the Wife Right?

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Hey guys. Do you know that Valentine’s Day is fast approaching? Well, it is. The grocery stores and drug stores started stocking candy and cards the day after Christmas. The jewelry stores are advertising sweetheart diamond pendants or bracelets and the florists are flooding our mailboxes with heavily scented flyers to let us know they have roses and lilies and carnations galore.

Are you prepared to prove to your wife or significant other that you love her, really, really love her? If not, you are in a situation akin to stepping in one of Sam’s poop piles and not being able to extricate yourself cleanly no matter how hard you try. You would be well advised to not wait until 5 p.m. Valentines’ Day - on your way home from work - to stop at Costco and buy a bunch of flowers - the little lady will know: 1. Where you got them (which makes you look cheap); and 2. That you had forgotten what day it was until almost too late.

Husbands, especially, often look like total boobs when it comes to love and romance, so take heed guys.

The following is something I recently received from my Bellingham friend Maggie; she apparently received it in an email from her friend Norm. Even though Norm said on his email that this little gem was only for the intended use of its recipients and could not be copied, I’m copying it anyway and putting it here in my blog because it’s just too good not to pass on. Hope Norm’s okay with this.

'ROMANTIC REPLIES FROM MEN'

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.

The women were then told to take out their mobile phones and text their husband: *"I love you, sweetheart*." The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text messages they received, in response.

*Here are some of the replies:


1. Who the hell is this?

2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?

3. Yeh, and I love you too. What's up with you??

4. What now? Did you crash the car again?

5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What did you do now?

7. ?!?

8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she???

Norm didn’t say what happened to the men who replied so stupidly to their wives, but you can use your imagination.